Thursday, November 13, 2008

New Definations - But not found in any Dictionary

abdicate (v), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

balderdash (n), a rapidly receding hairline.

carcinoma (n), a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.

coffee (n), a person who is coughed upon.

esplanade (v), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

flabbergasted (adj), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

flatulence (n), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

gargoyle (n), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.

marionettes (n), residents of Washington DC who have been jerked around by the mayor.

negligent (adj), describes a condition where you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

oyster (n), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

semantics (n), pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before mass.

6 comments:

eve cleveland said...

Hahaha! I found you from Entrecard. Funny, Girl, love it.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Hahaha! I found you from Entrecard. Funny, Girl, love it.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Hahaha! I found you from Entrecard. Funny, Girl, love it.
Eve

Jen said...

Funny stuff!

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cube said...

Very clever word play :-)