Monday, September 15, 2008

Pun with Coffee

* Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'.

* Coffee has bean the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.

* Does a coffee shop have the grounds to operate in the black?

* Selling coffee has its perks for those who have bean so lucky.

* I just had some coffee that was good only for its sedimental value.

* What do people buy coffee with? Starbucks.

* The author wasn't pleased to see a review of his book on cappuccino's. It said it was all froth and no substance.

* The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee. It was the greatest joe on earth.

* When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.

* If you spend too much time in the coffee shop you'll be latte for work.

* My wife is trying to lose weight but continues to frequent the coffee shops for rich beverages and delicacies. You could say she is making a moccary of her diet.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Word puzzle 2 - Be the first to solve to Win 500 Entrecard Credits

Latest update : I guess 100 credits is considered as peanuts. So I have upped the winning by 5 times. Yes, be the first to solve all five of these word puzzles to win 500 Entrecard Credit.

Don't wait. Put on your thinking caps NOW!

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My earlier word puzzle was quite challenging and I'm sure you guys had lots of fun at attempting to solve it. So now its time for a second helping:)

The same rules apply. The first person to solve all five puzzles and give me the correct answers will get 500 EC credits.

Each puzzle box below portrays a common word or phrase. Can you guess what it is?

Let me give you an example.




Answer: Since the word HEAD is over the word HEELS, the answer to the puzzle would be HEAD OVER HEELS! Get it? That's great!

So don't wait, wake up your brain by having some more fun with the teasers below and solve the puzzles first to win 100 EC credits!









Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Vanity Plates

Check out these interesting plates.

-CSHFLW Negative Cashflow. In Missouri, the state usually
fills in any spaces on a vanity plate with a "-". This
person has the most creative use of that little quirk
of state government I've seen.

OOO LALA What more do you need to say? On a 1991 Red
Convertible Corvette with IL Plates

02 BE ME Modest fellow, isn't he? On a 1991 ZR-1 Corvette

16 APR On an accountant's car

187 Seen on a yellow '70s Cadillac Fleetwood Sedan with
dark windows and bullet holes all over the lower body
and doors. 187 is police code for murder.

10R SAX Tenor sax, on the car of a professional saxophonist

10SNE1 Tennis, anyone?

10SPRO Tennis Pro, seen on a white Porsche

1DFOAL Wonderful on a Ford Mustang. Get it? Foal as in baby
horse.

1DN1TGO One down, one to go. There are two daughters in the
family, and the older one has graduated college and
married, while the younger one has yet to do either.

1UPONU One up on you, on a Porsche

2 3PAIR Too(th r)epair...get it? On a dentist's car

24 KT A jeweler's car

26E4U Too Sexy for you!

29 CRIB The owner is president of the Madison Cribbage Club.
For cribbage neophytes, 29 is a perfect hand, VERY VERY
rare.

2BENVD To be envied, on a Corvette

2BLND4U Too blonde for you. The plate was in a plate holder; the
top of the plate said, "some blondes" and the bottom of
the plate said, upsidedown, "are intelligent."

2BORWAT To be or what? Modern day Hamlet?!

2M8OS Tomatoes. Either this guy is a vegetable or he's a
farmer

2MCHHP Too much horsepower, spotted on a Chevy SS

2N2R4 On the car of a school teacher in Plano, Texas

2ND2NUN Mother Theresa's right hand nun perchance? Seen on a
white Toyota Supra

2ND2SEX Second to sex, on a black Ferrari Convertible. Actually
you can have the best of both worlds ;)

2PCME To pee, see me! Urologist's plate