Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Punny Business

Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.

Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

At a pet store: 'buy one dog, get one flea'.

When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.

A man walked into a chimney store and asked 'How much for this one?'. The salesman replied 'It's on the house.'

A music store had a small sign which read: Bach in a Minuet.

The price of shingles is going through the roof.

Can a piece of antique clothing be uncomfortable? Of corset can.

A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary

Waiting for her photos to be developed a young girl sang 'Some day my prints will come.'

Some shoe sales have a good selection to boot.

Sign on a broken perfume bottle, "Out of odor".

A book store and clothing store merged under the name text-aisles.

A computer store takes inventory to monitor progress including a disk-count.

A secretary for a hardware store has to file more than nails.

The riot at Macy's was called a shopping maul.

I bought me some of those new paper shirts. I don't like them - they're tearable.

The clerk had stickers everywhere. There was even a price on her head.

Their business plan for a flower shop was cut and dried.

If they ever have a contest for the best looking mannequin, there will be stiff competition.

It's amazing how stores take Valentines day to heart.

What is the best store to be in during an earthquake? A stationery store.

Sign in an electrician's shop ? 'We will refuse you.'

At a music store: 'hear here'.

The staff at jewelry stores have hearts of gold.

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