Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Naturally Punny

Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.

When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune.

When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one.

To termites, a group of dead trees is an arbor eat'um.

On organic farms they till it like it is.

My wife works over-thyme in her herb garden before she decides it is time to cummin.

Scarecrows are always garden their patch.

If we canteloup lettuce marry!

The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany.

If you're looking for oranges on an apple tree you will have a fruitless search.

One palm tree said to another 'let's have a date.'

Old gardeners never die they just vegetate.

The apple crossed the street because he wanted to get to the other cider the road.

When the Nomadic tree senses danger it packs up its trunk and leaves.

If you're a gardener you might call yourself a 'plant manager'.

Gardeners like to plant their feet firmly.

What kind of tree grows on your hand? A palm tree.

A lot of trees were dying, but they needed to figure out the root of the problem.

The couple grew fruit trees and lived to a ripe old age.

Those who plant trees be-leaf in the future.

I will cut the grass only when I get Mowtivated.

The plums for sale dried out, so the profits were pruned.

The best gardening clubs are grass roots organizations.

A gardener who moved back to his home town rediscovered his roots.

Did you hear about the guy who planted bullets? He wanted to see a lot of little shoots.

A gardener's work is a bed of roses.

2 comments:

The Fearless Blog said...

How funny! I love these. Very cool blog.

Virgo said...

I'm soo enjoying this blog.... it is naturally funny... hahahahaaaa!