Thursday, March 27, 2008

Puns as we move - Transport Puns

1. When you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!

2. Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.

3. The cost of the space program is astronomical.

4. When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.'


5. Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

6. During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

7. An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence.

8. If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

9. An astronaut who fails on a weightlessness experiment must be aware of the gravity of the situation.

10. When astronauts die they run an orbituary.

11. To become a pilot requires a good altitude.

12. An astronaut wrote about flying twice to the moon. It was double spaced

13. The astronauts said their experience on the moon was out of this world.

14. Airline pilots make many friends in high places.

15. The first time I got hold of a hang glider I had to wing it.

16. He became a sky diver out of the blue.

17. When you're wearing a watch on an airplane, time flies.

18. His model airplane hobby really took off.

19. Before an airline changes a process they have to have a pilot project to find out if the idea will fly.

20. His decision to become a pilot was up in the air.

21. To be a successful frequent flier you need a lot of connections.

22. When the plane hit turbulence, the passengers went flying.

5 comments:

Jillian said...

LOL... these were awesome!

Debbie said...

I enjoyed your blog and mentioned it on mine as I have been writing about the healing power of laughter.

zalifah said...

my teacher showed the class about the way english messes things up.
cool post!:D

jen x said...

This cracked me up -- thanks for the laugh!

Virgo said...

Ha-ha-ha-ha! I am laughing out loud again!!!
I love your posts!!!