Sunday, March 2, 2008

Interesting Quotes

Ogden Nash

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

Too clever is dumb.
William Shakespeare

Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
Henry VI

He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.

He that is proud eats up himself; pride is his own glass, his own trumpet, his own chronicle.

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves.

Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Lord, what fools these mortals be!
A Midsummer Night's Dream

Talkers are no good doers.
Henry VI

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
Henry VI

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
Bill Cosby

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice

When you become senile, you won't know it

Old is always fifteen years from now

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any

Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first

1 comment:

Kevin said...

good quotes. :) I like them, thanks!