Saturday, February 9, 2008

Puns at Work

* He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

* Every calendar's days are numbered.

* If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler.

* He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.

* In the air duct installers union they have lots of opportunity to vent.

* A guy became so good with a chainsaw that he was promoted to branch manager.

* An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

* After working for 24 hours straight he called it a day.

* While training to work at Coca Cola he was given a pop quiz.

* The plumber had to quit his job because it was too much of a drain.

* The optician fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.

* It's true that the earth rotates, but scientists are always putting their own spin on it.

* The inept mathematician couldn't count on his friends.

* Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

* At some executive meetings there is a chairman of the bored.

* The personal trainer quit his job because it wasn't working out.

* Working as an elevator operator has its ups and downs.

* Swimming instructors are always getting immersed in their work.

* Small people are in short supply.

* Those who experiment with thin ice will achieve a breakthrough.

* Meetings - where we take minutes and waste hours.

* The hiking shop employs people from all walks of life.

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1 comment:

Reward Rebel said...

Leaving a comment here, I'm going to be monitoring my words 'very' carefully! Heh heh heh.

I've read the first three posts, and have had to stop, cos my face and my tummy ache (or is it acre?).

Some people are too busy, some allow their thoughts to run too far ahead of their writing, some are prone to typos, and then you have the ones who are just plain stoopid.

How generous of them to give the rest of us such a good giggle;-D