Saturday, February 2, 2008

Er-rant Words

We all know a farmer farms, runner runs and baker bakes. So…

* why doesn’t a butcher butch and an archer arch?

* if you crack a cracker, aren’t you the cracker?

* aren’t you the zipper when you zip a zipper?

* is your broker more broke than you?

* do big numbers make you numb?

* why don’t hammers ham and pliers ply?

* if you work in an office, doesn’t that make you an officer?

* is a peer someone who urinates?

* shouldn’t someone attending be called an attender instead of an attendee?

* how strange is a stranger?

* what does a teller tell?

* when you wait for a waiter, aren’t you the waiter?

1 comment:

DrowseyMonkey said...

lol...who is the cracker and the zipper? I'll never sleep now.