Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Creative Answers to Science Questions

Have you had a problem in answering a question for your exams? Did you come up with any of these creative answers. Enjoy these Hilarious ones.

* "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."

* "H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."

* "When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide."

* "Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state."

* "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."

* "The largest organ in the human body is the head."

* "Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, then expectoration."

* "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."

* "A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."

* "The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects."

* "Germinate means to become a naturalized German."

* "A planet is a body of Earth surrounded by sky."

* "A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."

* "To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in."

* "The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation."

* "Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about."

* "We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and the study of rocks."

* "English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse."

* "People shouldn't be allowed to shoot extinct animals."

* "If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence."

* "A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle."

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