Monday, January 14, 2008

Educational Puns

1. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

2. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

3. He said I was average - but he was just being mean.

4. When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.

5. He wears glasses during math because it improves divison.

6. Math teachers have lots of problems.

7. It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it.

8. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.

9. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

10. Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.

11. Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds.

12. Eating too many snacks when studying for a test is called cramming.

13. His qualifications as a math teacher didn't add up.

14. I met a math professor who has 12 children - she really knows how to multiply.

15. A not-very-good art teacher was good only at drawing blank faces.

16. When you use glue in class it paste to be careful.

17. The math teacher was an exponent of his own powers.

18. He dressed poorly in grade eight. The next year he dressed to the nines.

19. The sign language teacher was very good with her hands.

20. English teachers can keep a class Spell bound.

1 comment:

GeekMom said...

Lots of good groaners here. It takes a special person to appreciate a good pun. :-)