Friday, January 25, 2008

Accident Reports can be SOOOOO funny

Accident insurance claim forms ask for a brief statement about how the accident happened. The combination of the finger pointing instinct and the small spaces provided on the forms can lead to some curiously phrased explanations. Here are some of my favourite Hilarious ones. Enjoy !

* A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

* Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have

* No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert.

* The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.

* I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

* I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck by the other car in the same place where it had been struck several times before.

* The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

* The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal.

* I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows

* I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprung up, obscuring my vision.

* I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

* I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

* I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.

* To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

* I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

* In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

* My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."

* As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

* The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.

* A truck backed though my windshield and into my wife's face.

* The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

* An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished.

3 comments:

themuxicbox said...

Lolx~

Deimos Tel`Arin said...

Okay, this is just too funny to not to express my thoughts.

Please find my thoughts as follow:

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, enough laughing before choke on my own laugh. :p

Nice ones, good share, mate.

You totally got me cracked up back there.

Cheers!

mikster said...

I always liked this one: The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.

Never fails to make me laugh when i see that one.