Saturday, December 22, 2007

DISturbingly DIStorted English

English is so versertile and can be Disjointed in many ways to create lots of Puns & Fun.

Have you heard about the…

…disappointed chairman?

…disbanded rock group?

…discarded communist?

…discharged cavalry?

…disconcerted orchestra leader?

…discounted blessings?

…discouraged hero?

…discredited shopper?

…discussed blasphemer?

…disenchanted witch?

…disfigured mathematician?

…disillusioned magician?

…disjointed marijuana smoker?

…dismantled moose head?

…dismembered committee?

…disoriented Chinese?

…dispatched trousers?

…displayed stage manager?

…disposed model?

…dissolved equation?

…distilled cash?

…distrusted banker?

1 comment:

Rachel said...

I love these.
I grew up with an English teacher and I find the English Language to be a constant source of idiocy and irony laced with great humor!
Found you through Entrecard.
Have a great day.