Thursday, November 29, 2007

Wonderful English - Paradoxical Definitions

1. Isn’t it fruitless to eat your vegetables?

2. What are you vacating when you go on vacation?

3. Can you enjoy a party fully?

4. In the navy, is a portly person left-handed?

5. At sundown wouldn’t you expect nightrise instead of nightfall?

6. Isn’t kidnapping normal in kindergartens?

7. Can lay people be upstanding citizens?

8. How come lipstick doesn’t do what it says?

9. If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

11. Didn’t rearing children once have something to do with spanking their butts?

12. If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?

13. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

14. How do you get off a non-stop flight?

15. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

16. How come people recite at a play and play at a recital?

17. Why are goods sent by ship called cargo and those sent by truck shipment?

18. In a stadium, why do they call a place where you sit the stands?

19. Would you rather have your bank account frozen, liquidated, or evaporated?

20. What does it mean when the odds are even against you?

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